1. When you are reallyyy starting to get over your hot pink I-got-in-a-paint-fight-with-my-best-friend-when-I-was-14 walls.
2. When sarcasm doesn't transfer well over the internet.
3. Stranger: "Um, what does it say on the side of your car?" Me: "Merry Christmas...yeahhh I don't believe in washing my car."
4. Coming home and washing your car in furry slippers and a hoodie in the freaking winter, while persons driving by give you odd looks.
5. When one of your really close friends that just recently broke off her engagemet burns a wedding dress in a bonfire with lots of people in attendance...
6. When patients fart on you.